Thursday, October 19, 2006
Unfortunately, we lost the hearing because the other skipper succeeded in establishing that we were farther off the mark than we were, which was not true. But, as there were no injuries or damages, and we're in last place anyway, it doesn't really matter if we got disqualified for this one race.
Now, by far, the best line of the whole proceeding was at the outset.
Judge: Skippers, do you have witnesses?
Both Skippers: We do.
Judge: Witnesses, you must wait at the bar.
Sorry about being run into and losing the hearing but...
... add gin and/or sherry to this story and it'd be perfect in its Episcopalianness. :)
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this post.
Somehow all I took from it was something about Captain Kangaroo walked into a bar....?
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