Monday, August 08, 2005
The remainder of the day was spent helping my self-declared "self sufficient" friend set up her apartment and build the furniture she had bought at Ikea. I built a dresser, a book shelf, a night stand, and a small dresser-like thing. At 11:30, I looked at her, exhausted and said questioningly, "Self-sufficient?" She asked me to let her know when I hated her. Hate is not really a part of my ethos, so I smiled and said it had been my pleasure, which it really had been, just exhaustingly so. I got my "Ryan's Summer Moving Ministry" price out of it as well - dinner and undying gratitude. I really do love helping folks move like that. I don't know, it's kinda weird, but it gives me a sense of accomplishment and it eases the stress on them from moving. Anyway, she has a lovely apartment in the city, a block away from Second City, so I look forward to visiting and admiring her lovely bookshelves.
Awesome, Ryan! Glad to know we have such capable people on the front lines fighting the good fight.
And, tell the Yancuba's Beal says hi! They have a friend in Williamsburg should they need one.
Well, we can't give birth or nurse. So it's nice that there are boxes marked "Assembly Required" to give us a feeling of indispensibility. Today I justified my existence by somehow getting my mom's PC to work again.
My thoughts exactly, Brooke. Sometimes, we need to feel indispensible.
Admiring her lovely BOOKSHELVES huh?
By 9:52 AM, at
If Ryan is anything like me, he's just trying to nicely let us know he's just going to stare at her chest the whole visit. At least, that's what I do every time I interact with women.
Alright Mr. Anonymous 8:52 am, my brother might be 24 years old, but honestly do you really think that when he said he was going to admire her bookshelves he meant breasts? Im mean seriously, look at what you wrote, you sound like a horny little prick. I'm 17 I don't even think i would make such a stupid comment, espcially since what ryan wrote was about how he built the "bookshelves" for the girl. Beal, well your another stroy buddy...were not sure how to deal with you.
By 4:02 PM, at
Well, Lil Whit - the best way to deal with me depends on whether "Whit" is short for "Whitney" or "Whitley." If you're a Whitney, the best way to deal with me is to let me stare at your breasts and nod while you try to maintain a conversation that's bound to be less interesting than your chest. If you're Brennan, the best way to deal with me is to avoid getting between me and the nearest pair of boobs - you're scrawny and awkward looking, whereas breasts are round, full and generally plesant.
Beal, you're just as horny as the other guy...
By 7:22 PM, at
I agree - I just put my name with my horndog comments. Frankly, I'm surprised that I seem to be the only outspoken one when it comes to breasts. Anyone else support full mammary freedom? Let yourself be heard!