Quotes o' the Term

Well, hard though it is to believe, I, along with all my first year Seabury classmates, have finished our junior year of seminary! It's been a struggle, a joy, painful at times, and full of blessings at others. Being the end of the year, it is also the end of the term, which means.......QUOTES O' THE TERM!! Here they are ladies and gentlemen:

"This is our last chance to be asses." ~Jen T.

[After messing up and combining two lines of the General Thanksgiving at Morning Prayer...] "That really outta be just one line anyway." ~Ryan
"It's sort of like speaking in tongues." ~Jeff W.

[After both of us get several words mixed up in a prayer during Morning Prayer...] "When we pray for those in need, we should pray for the illiterate." ~Ryan
"Especially...Jeff, Ryan...are there others?" ~Jeff W.

"There would have been plays, floats, parades, dancing, etc." ~Paula
"Like the Second Homecoming." ~Dan S.

"Maybe it makes a good sermon, except it's not true. I tend to find that a flaw in a sermon." ~AKMA

"Christian Eye for the Pagan Guy." ~AKMA

"Reading is the best way to read." ~AKMA

"This guy has diharrea of the mouth." ~Ryan
"That's called logharrea." ~Michelle

"I used to work in waterbeds...errr...I used to construct waterbeds." ~AKMA

"And Shana can be the athletic supporter." ~Frank Y.

"It's NOT that complicated!" ~AKMA

"Judith is our resident streetwalker." ~Marianna

"You'll not actually be committing exegesis. No one can arrest you for inappropriate textual behavior." ~AKMA

"It's not about the Akmeity of AKMA." ~AKMA

-R