Saturday, April 24, 2004
Ways to Feel Like a Total Ass
#412 - You're at softball practice and it's your turn at the bat. You wait for your pitch and when it comes you swing with gusto. The ball comes screaming off the bat towards the second baseman, bounces once off the ground, takes an awkward hop, somehow picks up speed, and nails her right in the face. There is an audible crack. So, three weeks of trying to help people not be afraid of the ball comes to naught, and for good reason! I'm sorry!!! I think I'll go wallow somewhere and feel bad....
-R
#412 - You're at softball practice and it's your turn at the bat. You wait for your pitch and when it comes you swing with gusto. The ball comes screaming off the bat towards the second baseman, bounces once off the ground, takes an awkward hop, somehow picks up speed, and nails her right in the face. There is an audible crack. So, three weeks of trying to help people not be afraid of the ball comes to naught, and for good reason! I'm sorry!!! I think I'll go wallow somewhere and feel bad....
-R
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